Who, or what, is behind Pitchfork Mob?

Let’s see…

He enjoys long walks in the woods, which is where he met a tiny people tucked away in this wilderness. Feeling honored to be one of the rare few to witness their delicate civilization, he realized what a unique experience he had been blessed with and decided to cash in on it.

Hardworking, overdosed on caffeine and muttering to himself in his dungeon, he can sometimes be glimpsed haunting nearby forests in search of things to plonk onto a plinth.

Most of the work is done by hand, because power tools are heavy and anyway the plug point is too far away.

Hailing from France – it could happen to anyone – he nevertheless grew up speaking English and loving it.